Name: Adam Gooch
Weight: 170
Height: 6'0"
Born: Henderson , Kentucky
Theme: back that ass up, Juvenile
Quote: "anything you can do I can do better"
Finishing Move: Inverted swinging DDT
Best Opponent: to many to list
Career Hightlight: wrestling sabu infrount of 8,000 people

Well its been a while. I had really wanted to update this more often but have failed to do so. One reason is I just really haven't had time and the other, I dont really think anyone comes to my site anyway. If you do, post on the message board what you think.

I have had two matches with chris hero since last time I updated. The first one being on Thanksgivng night. It was a first blood match and hero's chance to get some revenge on me from the last time that beat him in the middle of the ring. I want to make it clear right now. I AM A WRESTLER. I DONT HAVE TO BLEED TO PROVE I AM A MAN. Anyway just to anger Mr. hero even more, I decieded to step up to the challenge. We started out with me wrestling circles around him. Then superman started using rather questionable tactics during the match such as CLOSED FISTS trying to bust me open. Being the prettiest man in wrestling, I danced around him like Ali, stinging him with jabs left right left right. Finally some female fan who obviously was in love with me didn't understand that I dont do FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY. Which in turn caught my eye and gave hero the chance he needed to get in his offense. He hit me with several very hard forearms (three in a row to be exact) and then (I am pretty sure he loaded his pad but that's just me) he hit me with the hardest darn forearm in wrestling and busted me open over my eye. POOR COCKY HERO decieded that he wasn't done with me yet and hit me with several big moves the normal man would never be able to get up from on his best day. Obviously, yours truly just isn't your average man. He sat me, layed me outside on several chairs, and did a corkscrew over the top which honestly was gosh darn impressive for a guy his size. What was most impressive was the fact that I moved and watched him hit the chairs. WHAT A DUMMY. That's when i took over again. I busted hero open right in front of the fans who love him. HAHAHAHA Well basically I had hero bleeding like a stuck pig after some very well calculated offense. Then gosh darn flash photography again and hero started to get the upper hand . Me being the smart guy I am realized the match was over and that I had beaten hero enough; therefore, after he gave me a HUGE powerslam that i felt in my lower back for atleast a week after. I rolled out of the ring and went to the back .

Then saturday i wrestled hero in a lumberjack strap match. Honestly I took quite a beating in this match. Not so much from the boy wonder, but mainly from the lumber jacks. They obviously didn't read the rule book of lumber jack strap matches. (For those of you who don't know) ... It states: "Thy wrestler shall not lay a stap on thy fellow wrestler unless thy feet have touched the ground". Therefore, they were really nothing but a bunch of CHEATERS. I really can't take anything from Chris zero. He gave me a hell of a match and always brings his A game. Being the big, buff, jacked guy I am, I still got the best of him when, during a brawl between the lumberjacks, I put chrissy in the best sleeper ever applied and layed him down for the three count. I do believe the tally mark there is umm yeah thats right 2 to 1 my favor.

I have had two matches with Mark Wolfe since last time I wrote as well. The first match was a singles, and I got the duke with a big book hogan style, baby. Then he challenged me to a DOG COLLAR OF DOOM MATCH. Like I said earlier I am a wrestler but, once again, I was made to wrestle this silly match and I literally gave mark wolf the beating of his life. Then Mark, using the chain like a big poopy head of a cheater, made his big come back and split me open. I was bleeding quite a bit. My good freind Michal Todd Straton came down to ringside to make sure I was okay. Hero decieded he would stick his nose in my match and my buddy Todd didn't think that was very nice and gave ole' wonder boy quite the beating, busting him open from the head. Around that same time I pinned mark for the 1 2 3 in the middle of the ring. That's right, fair and square and ALL BY MYSELF!

I have been on quite the winning streak as of late upsetting... well no, it has only been an upset for those who didn't think I would beat hero 2 times and mark wolf 2 times. I am the prettist and most atheletic man in the IWA. That about wraps it up for this edition of the logest commentary. Maybe I will chime in with something different later on in the week . I have a few things I want to address besides what I have been up too. So check back soon and leave me a message on my message board. Untill then remember "Anything you can, do I can do better" merry Christmas all...